Stupid Jackasses And Thieving Assholes, The Lurking Lame Dangers At Work
Brought to you by bullet points:
- Stupid Jackass guy in the office next to mine signs for a delivered package and puts it on my doorstep for a Thieving Asshole, defeating the purpose of me paying for the signature delivery.
- Stupid Jackass linen service fails to pick up 3 bags left outside my office Tuesday. Wednesday morning get call from Landlord that there is a homeless* Thieving Asshole sleeping on my soiled linens in the downstairs shower room. Homeless Thieving Asshole gets points for at least creating ambiance with a candle but loses same points by doing something bloody to one of the linens, let alone lie on them.
- Stupid Jackass client conveniently brings just short of what’s owed. Thieving Asshole empties the completely full candy dish on the way out.
* More To Come On Homeless In San Diego
**What the heck do I do for a living that makes the stupid jackasses and thieving assholes worth this?